Sex, sex, sex on the beach

Nu ni. Jävlar. Here comes the desperate housewife a la Norway.
Josefine the housewife's best tips:
- Listen to good, funny music that makes you happy. The faster the better.
- Let the dishes lay in hot water for like 10-15 minutes so the dirt "dissolves".
- Wash the dirty dishes when you have to pee, it speeds up the washing-procedure.
- Rinse the dishes under hot water, then it dries more quickly.
- Wash all the dangerous knifes and scissors separatley so you don't cut yourself.
- If you have dirty shoes and no hallway, put them on lots of old newspaper so the floor don't get wet.
- Just Do It.